no endz no skinz

sexhaver:

ladies call me Junji Ito because i spend a long time building up to a bizarre and horrifying spectacle and then abruptly end in the most anticlimactic and unsatisfactory way possible

Anonymous: What if my parents smoke too

codeinewarrior:

do the right thing and call the cops on you and your parents

me: hey whats up....................slime man
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no..........................slime man
824706:


MULTIPASS.

PLEASE

824706:

MULTIPASS.

PLEASE

(Source: tibets, via batreaux)

stinkyhat:

you:

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me:

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(Source: jellygod, via batreaux)

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

(via nostalgiaultra)

aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

(via quoms-190514)

2chaaaain:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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me wearing a hatimage

me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing the first hat again 

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me wearing another hat

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:)

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: tkyle, via serenpiggity)

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(Source: naivling, via sirennoise)

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